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the cover of "Hurting Myself")
Digger Lou: Josh, a famous actor in Bucksnort, TN. FAQ: 2. Where did you find him? Digger Lou: In an aisle seat in a dark theatre one night. I accidentally tore my dress on his dog collar as I passed him. |
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FAQ: 3. Is he really covered with all that metal? Digger Lou: Don't get me started. FAQ: 3a. Is he really your boyfriend? Digger Lou: Don't get me started. FAQ: 4. Is Digger your real name? Digger Lou: Gimme a break... FAQ: 5. What's your real name? Digger Lou: I don't tell. |
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Digger Lou: Sure. Ya know how when we get beyond 30-something, how we all seem to get CRS? (My 78-yr.-old Mom calls it CRAFT disease: Can't Remember A Fuckin' Thing). Well, in spite of this, mostly everybody REMEMBERS the name Digger. VERY important when you're in this biz, or any biz for that matter. You want people to remember who you are and what you do. (Well---I don't have much trouble sticking in people's minds anyway....I mean, how many small women who play banjo and sing about outhouses wearing obnoxious clothing, do you know?) FAQ: 7. How did you get the name Digger? Digger Lou: This story will soon be told... FAQ: 8. How tall are you? Digger Lou: For the thousands upon thousands who seem to think they're the first to ask---I don't think a woman should reveal her measurements. FAQ: 9. No, seriously, how tall are you? Digger Lou: For all those who feel a need to repeat the ? and who think this information is either a) very important or b) amazing, and have never noticed any other short women on the planet---see #8. FAQ: 10. What made you choose the banjo? Digger Lou: The trampoline.... FAQ: 11. Are you still being a Professional Pest? Digger Lou: It's what I'm really best at. FAQ: 12. What do you mean--Professional Pest? Digger Lou: Ah, but that's another story... FAQ: 13. Is the "Bear Song" a true story? Digger Lou: The phrase "true story" is an oxymoron. So I would have to say yes. FAQ: 14. Was there really a bear in the outhouse? Digger Lou: Due to my effective technique, I would have to say no. FAQ: 15. Do you have running water now? Digger Lou: Yes.
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